Anheuser-Busch Natural Ice

Case File: There is nothing remotely natural about carbonated backwash. If Natural Ice were a naturally occurring substance, if since the Cretaceous lakes and streams and oceans were filled with Natural Ice instead of water, evolution by natural selection could not have occurred, which paradoxically might have prevented human beings from evolving the cognitive capacity to later create Natural Ice in the Holocene, which might be a logical and/or time travel fallacy.

Problem: Each day for fifty-three years my grandfather, Marcel, drank a bottle of fortified cooking wine and one can of Natural Ice.